Jake C x Scott Deppe - Faberge Egg
oh my fuck
Arik Krunk “Secret Agent 004” (160+ millis) and “The Buddhist” Cup collaboration with Slop
LOLOLOL WHAT A FUCKING G!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmfao they don’t fuck around at the dmv in the hood xD
Jared Delong x Rose Roads Collaboration Pendant
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unfortunately no, i came out as ogregender and ogrekin and they laughed at me. they told me i was only human, that i could never be a “smelly ugly ogre.”
i threw onions at them yelling “how dare you insult shrek, the one true god,” then they kicked me out for “religious blasphemy.”
jokes on them though, later that night i sneaked in and hid onions in the walls. the house won’t stop smelling like onions, even many months later. i have seen their lives fall apart because of the powerful onion gods.
anyway, i try not to think about their insulting words. i live on my own now, in a swamp of course. my hut smells like onions, much like shrek’s own hut.